I couldn’t care less about your religion or sexual orientation or race or whether you’re a virgin or have slept with 400 people or have done time in jail
but the moment you eat my leftovers without asking that’s when i decide you’re a terrible person
Well … very well.
5 minutes ago they were chasing the laser
i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth
she’s waiting for the salsa
Cats who can’t figure out walls [x]
the best of hot occupations, side by side.
I’d have no self control around them..